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Superhero inside..

.. delicious candy coating outside.

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Created on 2005-05-02 23:07:14 (#6994950), last updated 2009-07-24

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Name:Ala
Birthdate:1984-07-30
Location:Texas, United States
Website:Art Dump
Bio
Ala (Al·ah)
Superhero Powers: boring enemies to death, passing out spontaniously, eye lasers that create a pleasant warming sensation, frequent PMS.
Weapons: sharp pencils, 20-sided dice, grammar.
Side Kick: Pig, the cat - is a total jerk. Born a little retarded, Pig is also quite the attention whore. Defeats enemies with high-pitched meowing.
Arch Nemesis: Cockroach King - average roach living in fear under Ala's bed until he consumed some molding radioactive space-cat vomit and became the Lord of the Roaches.
Secret Agenda: World domination! First, the roach kingdom, then the Universe!
Warcry: "What good is your mighty thesaurus if you cannot obey the simple comma rules!"

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